WORDS OF WISDOM
'Talk' is cheap a 'Thank you' is
priceless, 'I love you' is heavenly
Your
'ATTITUDE' toward others is far more important than your
'IMAGE'
If you can't
say something good about a person than say nothing.
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WORDS OF WISDOM
Form the web site team
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# 1 NEW January
2012
Time waits for no one.
Treasure every moment you have.
You will treasure it even more when
you can share it with someone special.
Remember...
Hold on tight to the ones you love!
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Happiness is an unexpected HUG.
and
A
hug can be a sign of joy,
friendship or love. |
Love
doesn't make the world go around
but it makes the
ride
worthwhile.
and
Falling in
love
is easy,
staying
in love is
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Laughter is the medicine of life
and
The shortest
distance between friends. |
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To have JOY one
must share it.
[Lord Etron] |
To
have a good friend is one of the
greatest delights of life.
[Ralph Waldo
Emerdon]
and
A close friend is
someone who
reaches
for your hand and
touches your heart
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Remember that friends are very rare
jewels indeed they make you smile and
encourage you to succeed; They lend an
ear, they share words of praise and they
always want to open their hearts to you.
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It is important
to have a
twinkle in your
wrinkle |
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Life is full of unexpected surprises |
The
fundamental job of a toddler is to
rule the
universe |
The one thing
children wear out faster than shoes is
Parents
[John J Plomp] |
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Website Team -Carolyn
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# 2
NEW January
2012
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Due to the climate of political
correctness now pervading America . . . . . . .
Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to
as 'HILLBILLIES.'
You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
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She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a ' BREASTED
AMERICAN.'
2. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE..'
3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR
JUST OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'
4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED
COMPANION.'
5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes 'VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'
6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a 'LOW COST
PROVIDER.'
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed
a 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'
2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is ' OVERLY
CAUCASIAN.'
3.
When he makes a mistake while dancing he just invented a
pattern variation.
4. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' – He
'INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'
5. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in 'FOLLICLE
REGRESSION.'
6. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops
a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'
- Website Team -Carolyn
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# 3
NEW January 2012
NAILS IN THE FENCE
There once was a little boy who
had a bad temper. His Father gave him a bag of
nails and told him that every time he lost his
temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of
the fence.
The first day the boy had driven
37 nails into the fence. Over the next few
weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the
number of nails hammered daily gradually
dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to
hold his temper than to drive those nails into
the fence.
Finally
the day came when the boy didn't lose his
temper at all.
He told his father about it and
the father suggested that the boy now pull out
one nail for each day that he was able to hold
his temper.
The days passed and the young boy
was finally able to tell his father that all the
nails were gone.
The father took his son by the
hand and led him to the fence. He said, 'You
have done well, my son, but look at the holes in
the fence.
The fence will never be the same.
When you say things in anger, they leave a scar
just like this one. You can put a knife in a man
and draw it out. But It won't matter how many
times you say I'm sorry, the wound and the scar
will still be there.
A verbal wound from anger is as
bad as a physical one and it will leave a scar
in your friends.
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Website Team --Dave
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All things in life are temporary. If
going
well, enjoy it, they will not last
forever.
If going wrong, don't worry, they
can't last long either.
Old Friends are Gold! New Friends are Diamonds! If you get a Diamond,
don't
forget the Gold! Because to hold a
Diamond, you always need a Base of
Gold!
Often when we lose hope and think
this is the end, GOD smiles from above and
says,
"Relax, sweetheart, it's just a
bend, not the
end!
When GOD solves your problems, you have faith in HIS
abilities; when
GOD
doesn't solve your problems HE has faith in your
abilities.
A blind person asked St. Anthony:
"Can there be anything worse than
losing eye sight?" He replied:
"Yes, losing your
vision!"
When you pray for others, God listens to you and blesses them, and
sometimes,
when you are safe and happy,
remember that someone has prayed for you.
WORRYING does not take away tomorrow's TROUBLES, it takes
away today's PEACE.
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War does not determine who is right -- only who is left |
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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should
both be changed regularly, and for the same reason |
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting
it in a fruit salad |
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To steal idea from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many
is research |
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level
and beat you with experience |
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If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong |
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Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening,' and then
proceed to tell you why it isn't |
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I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you |
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory |
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The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good
ideas!
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Some cause happiness wherever they go... Others, whenever they
go |
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not
screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car |
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The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my
list |
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We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public |
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So
I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness |
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How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it
takes a whole box to start a campfire?
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Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a
successful man is usually another woman |
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You're never too old to learn something stupid |
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You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a
parachute if you wish to skydive twice |
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To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever
you hit is the target |
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I
used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure |
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Nostalgia isn't what it used to be |
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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
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The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the
cheese |
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Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they
can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw
them fish |
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I always take life with a grain of salt... plus a slice of
lemon... and a shot of tequila |
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A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it
as when you are in it |
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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine |
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than
standing in a garage makes you a car |
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak |
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without
an erection, make him a sandwich |
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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a
vegetarian |
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the
street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are
sexy |
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Website Team -Carolyn
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WORDS OF WISDOM
FOR LONG TERM LOVE
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Put your souse before your mother, your father, your son and your
daughter. Your mate is your life-long companion.
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Do not abuse your body with excessive
food, tobacco, drink, or any foreign
substance that goes into your body |
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Remember that cleanliness is a virtue |
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Permit neither your business nor your
hobby to make you a stranger to your
children. The most precious gift a parent
can give their children is time |
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Do not forget to say 'I love you'. Even
though your love may be constant, your
spouse needs to hear those cherish words
often |
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Remember that the approval of your spouse
is worth far more than the adoring glances
of a hundred strangers, so be true and
forsake all others |
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Keep your home in good repair, because
out of it comes the joys of a growing
family |
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Forgive with grace, because all of us
need forgiveness and understanding |
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Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older,
their conversational skills will be important and may make the marriage
last
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When you say, 'I love you ,' mean it. Also
believe in love at first sight. |
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Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to
live life completely |
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There is a saying that a family that
prays together--- stays together
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Words of wisdom
to help overcome stress
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At least 15 people in the world like
you for just the way you are |
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At least five people in the world
love you just the way you are |
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The only reason someone would hate
you is because they want to be just like you |
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Every night someone in the world
thinks about you before going to sleep |
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You mean the world to someone |
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You have influenced several people
with your life and they are grateful to you |
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You are special and unique. Every
person on earth is an individual and every one has some good qualities |
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When you think the world has turned
its back on you! TAKE a look you may have turned your back on the world |
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Always remember the compliments you
receive and forget about the rude remarks and forget the bad things that
have happened to
you in the past it only causes additional unnecessary stress: 'forget,
forget and more forget'
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A smile from you can bring happiness to
someone and remember before you answer the
telephone put a smile on your face |
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Even when you make a big mistake or something bad happens to you, most of
the time something good comes from it If nothing else you learn to avoid the
situation and avoid making the same mistake again
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When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably
won’t get it, but if you believe in your self,
probably sooner or later you will get it, so
keep trying and believing.
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It is OK to dream and try to make your dreams
come true |
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Stop worrying because as the song goes "What will be ---
Will be" there is noting you can do
about it
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-- Website Team --
Every sixty seconds you spend angry, upset or mad, is a full
minute of happiness you'll
never get back.
Today's
Message of the Day is:
Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly,
Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably,
And never regret
anything that made you smile..
Website
Team -
Jennie Lee Titus
What goes around comes around.
Work like you don't need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
Dance like nobody's watching.
Sing like nobody's listening.
-- Website Team --
Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams
don't have much.
When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.
In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
Don't judge people by their relatives.
-- Website Team --
Talk slowly but think quickly. Think before you speak it may prevent
embarrassment.
When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask,
'Why do you want to know?'
When you lose, don't lose the lesson !
Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and
responsibility for all your actions.
Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship..
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When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
Smile when picking up the phone.... The caller will hear it in your voice.
A
"hug" is the shortest distance between "friends"
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand
and touches your heart.
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You cannot
help the poor by destroying the rich.
You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.
You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down.
You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.
You cannot build character and courage by taking away people's initiative
and independence.
You cannot help people permanently by doing for them, what they could and
should do for themselves.
Words of Wisdom from ...Abraham Lincoln
Letting the cat outta
the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
Sometimes you get in, and sometimes you get got.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that
comes from bad judgment.
-- Website Team -- Dave --
Seat
belts
are
not
as
confining
as
wheelchairs
so
use
them
and
drive
sober
&
carefully
-- Website Team -- Glen
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